Girl: What’s for lunch?
Me: (rummages through pantry and freezer giving numerous options including one I just made up based on the fact that the pasta sauce was next to the salsa.)
Girl: What’s taco pasta?
Me: I have no idea. I just made that up.
Girl: I think I’d like to try it.
Sitting on the kitchen floor with my husband eating refrigerat-ore (the meals we create after mining the fridge) for dinner and listening to Pandora. Doug Kilmer’s bass line from “Spirit in the Sky” fills our ears. Wordlessly, we look into each other’s eyes and start jammin’. Just two people eating dinner and listening to Norman Greenbaum.
My favorite way to celebrate the 4th is with a trip to the bookstore.
My mom just sent me this text, “Breaking beans.” I instantly imagined this was a television show on AMC about a struggling teacher who turns to a life of grime.
Texting fake spoilers about Pretty Little Liars to our niece.
She just had a bad case of PMS, that’s all!
Lily: I have a question. Why would she want to be in the warm sun if she’s a ginger?